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You're going to love the outrageous range of gifts we have to offer!

From crude confectionery to memorable mugs, naughty novelties to brazen board games. 

Simply find the most offensive card you can and then add a hilarious gift to make it an occasion they will never forget. In fact, maybe they they will wish they could! 

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  1. Rude Cube Puzzle
    Special Price £0.99 Regular Price £7.99
  2. TOF Paris Eau de Parfum LE JOUR
    Special Price £63.74 Regular Price £74.99
  3. Unicorn Poo
    Special Price £3.39 Regular Price £3.99
  4. Rainbow Jumbo Pecker Candle
    Special Price £11.04 Regular Price £12.99
  5. Stress Willie
    Special Price £5.94 Regular Price £6.99
  6. Cock A Block Game
    Special Price £8.49 Regular Price £9.99
  7. Milk Chocolate Flavour Cum Pop
    Special Price £5.94 Regular Price £6.99
  8. X Rated Candies
    Special Price £2.97 Regular Price £3.49
  9. Candy Blow Job Practice Willie
    Special Price £6.79 Regular Price £7.99
  10. Chilli Willies
    Special Price £5.94 Regular Price £6.99
  11. Gummy Condoms
    Special Price £3.39 Regular Price £3.99
  12. Andrew Christian Boy Brief Unicorn 3 Pack with Almost Naked
    £29.59 Regular Price £36.99
  13. Clone A Willy Kit Glow in the Dark Blue
    Special Price £40.49 Regular Price £44.99
  14. Clone A Willy Kit Jet Black
    Special Price £35.99 Regular Price £39.99
  15. Clone A Willy Kit Glow in the Dark Green
    Special Price £40.49 Regular Price £44.99
  16. Clone A Willy Original Kit Flesh
    Special Price £35.99 Regular Price £39.99
  17. David Shrigley Don’t Look Down Mug
    Special Price £6.79 Regular Price £7.99
  18. David Shrigley Fuck You All Mug
    Special Price £6.79 Regular Price £7.99
  19. David Shrigley Fuck Off Balloon Mug
    Special Price £6.79 Regular Price £7.99
  20. David Shrigley Fuck Off Arrow Mug
    Special Price £6.79 Regular Price £7.99
  21. Handy Week Guide Mug
    Special Price £6.79 Regular Price £7.99
  22. Old Mans Cock Mug
    Special Price £6.79 Regular Price £7.99
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Welcome to Our World!

One of your amazing friends thinks YOU will love FETCH as much as they do.

So they've sent you this link to get 20% OFF your first order.

To take advantage of their gift, follow these three simple steps.

1. Create an Account by clicking on the link at the top right of this page.

2. Browse the site and add the baskets you wish to order to your basket. The 20% discount will be automatically applied to each item you add to your basket.

3. Place your order and make payment.

Once you've completed your first purchase you can then make your own friend recommendations.

Are you ready? Great....Go FETCH