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Adult Cards

Adult Cards

Make it an occasion that they won't forget with one of our suggestive, naughty or damn right nasty greeting cards. Raise a smile and bring a tear to their eye, hopefully for all the right reasons. We have the right words for every occasion. With a choice of cards that will brighten up their day and give you a good laugh too. Once you've found the perfect card, click on through to our other range of products. Why not find a gift to match all the wicked things you know they've done. Get away from the dull and ordinary and give them something that will really blow their minds.

Add a cheeky jockstrap to spice up what he's wearing. Choose a T Shirt or Tank top to show of his naughty side, or maybe a hanrness to liven things up at the club later tonight. If it's action in the bedroom you think they are really looking for, our choice of toys is unrivalled. Find a cock ring, a vibrator, dildo, elctro toy, whip, chain or set of nipple clamps. Make this the occassion they will never forget!

Looking for just a little something to give on the side, what about one of our great gift ideas? A mug, some jelly willies or some saucy penis pasta. Just be careful who you let them open their presents in front off.

Best Greetings Cards

- An extensive range of hilarious greeting cards to suit every personality and occassion

- One stop shopping for all your greeting card and gift needs

- Need it fast, we have next day delivery available

- In a hurry? We offer a 3-hour delivery service

- Have questions? 7 days a week customer service hotline

- 30 day returns policy

The right card just makes any occasion extra special. They will know just how much you care with a card from our hilarious range of the most (in)appropriate cards on the planet.

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  1. Birthday Goals (GUM16) Birthday Card
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  2. Passed Out Drunk (DMA248) Birthday Card
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  3. Jizztastic (FIZZ039)
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  4. Racy little nymph (CHALK034)
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  5. Favourite thing to do (WUV047)
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  6. Roses are red (WCV070)
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  7. Otters pocket (CHALK072)
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  8. Pardon my hardon (FIZZ036)
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  9. Lick my lollipop (WUV049)
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  10. Smokington (CHALK037)
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  11. You're sexy (WCV055)
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  12. You sir mighty fine (FIZZ020)
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  13. Unconditional love (WUV026)
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  14. Bumpy trousers (WCV068)
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  15. Nudey rudeys (CHALK059)
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  16. Game of thrones (FIZZ021)
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  17. Twat Monthly (GT046) Birthday Card
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  18. Whip Round (GT047) Birthday Card
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  19. How Great Am I (FIZZ029) Birthday Card
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
  20. Still Be A Twat (TYPE009) Birthday Card
    Special Price £3.79 Regular Price £3.99
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