Adult Cards

Adult Cards

Make it an occasion that they won't forget with one of our suggestive, naughty or damn right nasty greeting cards. Raise a smile and bring a tear to their eye, hopefully for all the right reasons. We have the right words for every occasion. With a choice of cards that will brighten up their day and give you a good laugh too. Once you've found the perfect card, click on through to our other range of products. Why not find a gift to match all the wicked things you know they've done. Get away from the dull and ordinary and give them something that will really blow their minds.

Add a cheeky jockstrap to spice up what he's wearing. Choose a T Shirt or Tank top to show of his naughty side, or maybe a hanrness to liven things up at the club later tonight. If it's action in the bedroom you think they are really looking for, our choice of toys is unrivalled. Find a cock ring, a vibrator, dildo, elctro toy, whip, chain or set of nipple clamps. Make this the occassion they will never forget!

Looking for just a little something to give on the side, what about one of our great gift ideas? A mug, some jelly willies or some saucy penis pasta. Just be careful who you let them open their presents in front off.

Best Greetings Cards

- An extensive range of hilarious greeting cards to suit every personality and occassion

- One stop shopping for all your greeting card and gift needs

- Need it fast, we have next day delivery available

- In a hurry? We offer a 3-hour delivery service

- Have questions? 7 days a week customer service hotline

- 30 day returns policy

The right card just makes any occasion extra special. They will know just how much you care with a card from our hilarious range of the most (in)appropriate cards on the planet.

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  1. Minge Binge (BF0627) Birthday Card
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  2. Massive Twat (BF0443) Birthday card
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  3. Dick Sniffer (BF0371) Birthday Card
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  4. Thisll Do (BF0366) Birthday Card
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  5. From The Dog (BF0281) Birthday Card
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  6. Shit Faced (BF0486) Birthday Card
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  7. Santas Coming (BF0477) Christmas card
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  8. Deck My Balls (BF0406) Christmas Card
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  9. Naughty List (HON186) Christmas Card
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  10. Empty Sack (HON167) Christmas Card
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  11. Naughty Boy (HON165) Christmas Card
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  12. Wet Spot (BAB48) Birthday Card
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  13. Rub Off (BAB61) Birthday Card
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  14. SOS Yeah (BAB59) Birthday Card
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  15. Sexy Fucker (BAB57) Birthday Card
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  16. Gay Enough (BAB42) Birthday Card
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  17. Mr & Mr Ace (PH24) Greeting Card
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  18. Mr & Mr Awesome (BF0328) Greeting Card
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  19. Congrats Gays (BF0324) Greeting Card
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  20. Tinker (BF0264) Birthday Card
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  21. Southern Fairy (BF0235) Birthday Card
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  22. Northern Monkey (BF0234) Birthday Card
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