Free deliveryDiscreetSign UpClick and Collect

Greetings Cards

Make it an occasion that they won't forget with one of our suggestive, naughty or damn right nasty greeting cards. Raise a smile and bring a tear to their eye, hopefully for all the right reasons. We have the right words for every occasion. With a choice of cards that will brighten up their day and give you a good laugh too. Once you've found the perfect card, click on through to our other range of products. Why not find a gift to match all the wicked things you know they've done. Get away from the dull and ordinary and give them something that will really blow their minds.

Add a cheeky jockstrap to spice up what he's wearing. Choose a T Shirt or Tank top to show of his naughty side, or maybe a hanrness to liven things up at the club later tonight. If it's action in the bedroom you think they are really looking for, our choice of toys is unrivalled. Find a cock ring, a vibrator, dildo, elctro toy, whip, chain or set of nipple clamps. Make this the occassion they will never forget!

Looking for just a little something to give on the side, what about one of our great gift ideas? A mug, some jelly willies or some saucy penis pasta. Just be careful who you let them open their presents in front off.

Best Greetings Cards

- An extensive range of hilarious greeting cards to suit every personality and occassion

- One stop shopping for all your greeting card and gift needs

- Need it fast, we have next day delivery available

- In a hurry? We offer a 3-hour delivery service

- Have questions? 7 days a week customer service hotline

- 30 day returns policy

The right card just makes any occasion extra special. They will know just how much you care with a card from our hilarious range of the most (in)appropriate cards on the planet.

View as Grid List

Items 1-24 of 80

Page
per page
Set Descending Direction
View as Grid List

Items 1-24 of 80

Page
per page
Set Descending Direction

Welcome to Our World!

One of your amazing friends thinks YOU will love FETCH as much as they do.

So they've sent you this link to get 20% OFF your first order.

To take advantage of their gift, follow these three simple steps.

1. Create an Account by clicking on the link at the top right of this page.

2. Browse the site and add the baskets you wish to order to your basket. The 20% discount will be automatically applied to each item you add to your basket.

3. Place your order and make payment.

Once you've completed your first purchase you can then make your own friend recommendations.

Are you ready? Great....Go FETCH