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Birthday Cards

Make it a birthday that they won't forget with one of our suggestive, naughty or damn right nasty birthday cards. Let them know you care with a card that reminds them why you're the best of friends. Yeah they get it, you know too much! We have a choice of cards that will brighten up their day and give you a good laugh too. Once you've found the perfect card, click on through to our other range of products. Why not find a gift to match all the wicked things you know they've done. Get away from the dull and ordinary and give them something that will really blow their minds.

Add a cheeky jockstrap to spice up what he's wearing. Choose a T Shirt or Tank top to show of his naughty side, or maybe a hanrness to liven things up at the club later tonight. If it's action in the bedroom you think they are really looking for, our choice of toys is unrivalled. Find a cock ring, a vibrator, dildo, elctro toy, whip, chain or set of nipple clamps. Make this birthday one they will never forget!

Looking for just a little something to give on the side, what about one of our great gift ideas? A mug, some jelly willies or some saucy penis pasta. Just be careful who you let them open their presents in front off.

Best Birthday Cards

- A great range of hilarious birthday cards to suit every personality

- One stop shopping for all your birthday card and gift needs

- Need it fast, we have next day delivery available

- In a hurry? We offer a 3-hour delivery service

- Have questions? 7 days a week customer service hotline

- 30 day returns policy

Never let them forget, you're always going to be friends and it's cards and gifts like this that make it very obvious why!

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